Season 5
Episode 6
Cartmanland
Cartman inherits one million dollars, which allows him to fulfill the dream of owning his own amusement park that he calls “Cartmanland.” Upon hearing the news of Cartman’s good fortune a hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle’s ass causing him to question the existence of a God who can make someone like Cartman happy.
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Season 1
Episode 1
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
While waiting for the bus, Cartman relates a “dream” he had about being abducted and anally probed by aliens. Kyle’s baby brother, Ike, drops by and Kyle plays “kick the baby” until the bus arrives. Then, Kyle and Stan witness aliens abducting Ike while they ride away on the bus. At school, Cartman starts farting flames, but continually denies any actual abduction. Even when an 80-foot satellite dish emerges from his anus, he does not believe. The aliens find the kids by using the satellite dish, Ike escapes the mothership, and Cartman is taken away, only to be ejected later.
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Regular Video (Works Every Time)
The Dream that Couldn’t Come True
Conclusion: Grandma Chiyo & Sakura vs. Sasori of the Sand
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