Season 6

Episode 11

Child Abduction is Not Funny

After a kidnapper attempts to abduct Tweek, a series of breaking news events related to child abductions begins to worry the town’s parents. This eventually brings them to the conclusion that they must barricade themselves behind a great wall to protect their children. Fortunately for them, a local City Wok owner has just the skills the townsfolk are looking for.

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Season 1

Episode 1

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

While waiting for the bus, Cartman relates a “dream” he had about being abducted and anally probed by aliens. Kyle’s baby brother, Ike, drops by and Kyle plays “kick the baby” until the bus arrives. Then, Kyle and Stan witness aliens abducting Ike while they ride away on the bus. At school, Cartman starts farting flames, but continually denies any actual abduction. Even when an 80-foot satellite dish emerges from his anus, he does not believe. The aliens find the kids by using the satellite dish, Ike escapes the mothership, and Cartman is taken away, only to be ejected later.

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