Season 11
Episode 14
The List
The fourth grade girls have compiled a secret list that rates all the boys from the cutest to the ugliest. But when the boys steal the list, the results are not what they expected! The boys are about to find out just how manipulative and crazy little girls can be.
Popularity: 21% [?]
Season 10
Episode 14
Stanley’s Cup
Stan becomes coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and for the benefit of one his players he tries to make them into a team of winners. Meanwhile his father deals with the memory of Stan’s performance in a Pee Wee hockey game from years earlier, when Stan had the opportunity to score the game winning goal.
Popularity: 7% [?]
Season 9
Episode 14
Bloody Mary
After receiving a DUI, Randy attends an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting where he realizes that he is powerless to control his drinking problem. But when a statue of the Virgin Mary begins to bleed, he sees it as a miracle that can cure him of his ‘disease.’
Popularity: 6% [?]
Season 8
Episode 14
Woodland Critter Christmas
It’s Christmas in South Park once again. This year Stan, the boy with the red poof-ball hat, finds himself helping out a group of adorable critters that live in the forest. They ask him to help protect their pregnant friend, who will give birth to their Lord’s son. Everything is going well until Stan learns who these critters worship.
Popularity: 7% [?]
Season 6
Episode 14
The Death Camp of Tolerance
After Mr. Garrison is promoted to 4th Grade teaching again, and in a meeting with Principal Victoria, he realizes that he can make a lot of money if he gets fired for being gay. So, he hires a new assistant, Mr. Slave, and performs lewd acts in front of his class. The boys complain to their parents and are taken to the Museum of Tolerance, where they are taught it’s wrong to discriminate against people.
Popularity: 7% [?]
Season 5
Episode 14
Butters’ Very Own Episode
Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, she realizes what she has done to her son (she doesn’t know she failed) they spin a story to the media to cover their tracks. Meanwhile, Butters obsesses with returning home so that he can join his parents for an anniversary dinner at Bennigan’s.
Popularity: 4% [?]
Season 4
Episode 14
Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations)
Pip’s origin is covered as he takes a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets the girl of his dreams, but she spurns him. He goes to London to become a gentleman and upon his return to Havesham he discovers that she plans on breaking his heart and taking revenge on all men.
Popularity: 5% [?]
Season 3
Episode 14
The Red Badge of Gayness
Cartman is convinced that the south is going to win the town’s Civil War reenactment and he makes a bet with Kyle and Stan that involves them becoming the winner’s slave(s) for one month. The reenactment is sponsored by “Jagerminz S’More Flavored Schnapps,” and it gets out of hand when Cartman persuades the drunken Confederate soldiers onto victory in numerous battles across the country, all the way to Washington, DC.
Popularity: 5% [?]
Season 2
Episode 14
Chef Aid
Chef discovers that a record company is making money off of a song he wrote twenty years ago. The record company decides to sue Chef and for him to have any hope of winning he needs to hire Johnny Cochran. The boys help by rounding up all of Chef’s musician friends and hold a huge concert to raise the 2 million dollars they need for the defense.
Popularity: 4% [?]
Season 1
Episode 14
The Block is Hot
It’s February and there are record temperatures of 90 degrees outside. Luckily, Jazmine has her lemonade stand open, and does pretty well. Her success catches the eye of corporate tycoon Ed Wuncler. Despite several warnings from Huey, Jazmine then learns the true meaning of “capitalism” when Wuncler decides to buy the stand.
Popularity: 6% [?]
