Season 11

Episode 13

Guitar Queer-o

Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they’re breaking high score records and it doesn’t take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress of being a rock star get to Stan now that his best friend is no longer by his side?

Popularity: 20% [?]

Season 10

Episode 13

Go God Go XII (2)

Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he woke up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, some angry sea otters, and worst of all: No Nintendo Wii! Will Cartman get out of this crazy future? Or will he be doomed to never get his hands on the Wii?

Popularity: 7% [?]

Season 9

Episode 13

Free Willzyx

When a talking Orca whale, named Willzyx, speaks to Kyle and the boys, they’re desperate to get him to his home on the moon. With some help from the other kids of South Park, they risk everything when they break in to the Sea Park and steal him from his tank. Now all they need is a foreign nation that will launch a stolen whale in to space.

Popularity: 6% [?]

Season 8

Episode 13

Cartman’s Incredible Gift

Cartman suffers a head wound after trying to fly from the top of his roof. When he awakens, he believes he has psychic powers. When a serial killer comes to South Park, Cartman will use his gift to find him…or will he?

Popularity: 7% [?]

Season 7

Episode 13

Butt Out

After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiner’s Anti-Tobacco campaign.

Popularity: 6% [?]

Season 6

Episode 13

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

The boys embark on an epic quest to return The Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers video store in Conifer.

Popularity: 5% [?]

Season 5

Episode 13

Kenny Dies

Cartman comes into possession of a truckload of fetuses that he can’t sell thanks to a recent government ruling on stem cell research. When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan has trouble dealing with it, but Cartman uses it to lobby Congress to restore stem cell research.

Popularity: 4% [?]

Season 4

Episode 13

Helen Keller! The Musical

The 4th grade is doing their own version of Helen Keller’s story, but when they’re told the kindergarteners are putting on a “Thanksgiving extravaganza,” they decide to turn their production into a musical. Timmy is set to star as Helen in the play, but when Timmy’s disabled turkey is passed over for a part in the play, Timmy has second thoughts about participating.

Popularity: 5% [?]

Season 3

Episode 13

Starvin’ Marvin in Space!

Starvin’ Marvin finds an alien ship and uses it to begin searching for a new home for his people. After interrogation, Cartman confesses to the government everything about Africa and Sally Struthers. Marvin picks up the boys in the ship and they go off into space to the planet Marklar, where the friendly natives are willing to let Marvin’s people come and live. The only thing that will get in their way is a starship built by the viewers of a Christian television channel.

Popularity: 7% [?]

Season 2

Episode 13

Cow Days

It’s the annual “Cow Days” festival, but the cows themselves are not interested in the event as they have become transfixed on a memorial statute. The cows relocate the statue but the town thinks that their two tourists are responsible. Meanwhile the boys want to purchase some Terrance and Phillip dolls and to get the funds they enter Cartman into a bull riding contest; but a freak accident during practice results in Cartman believing that he is a Vietnamese prostitute.

Popularity: 5% [?]