Season 1

Episode 1

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

While waiting for the bus, Cartman relates a “dream” he had about being abducted and anally probed by aliens. Kyle’s baby brother, Ike, drops by and Kyle plays “kick the baby” until the bus arrives. Then, Kyle and Stan witness aliens abducting Ike while they ride away on the bus. At school, Cartman starts farting flames, but continually denies any actual abduction. Even when an 80-foot satellite dish emerges from his anus, he does not believe. The aliens find the kids by using the satellite dish, Ike escapes the mothership, and Cartman is taken away, only to be ejected later.

Popularity: 4% [?]

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Episode 2

Volcano

Jimbo takes the boys on a hunting trip on a mountain. Stan’s father, a geologist, discovers that the mountain is going to erupt. The whole town pulls together to save the hunters and South Park itself. Meanwhile, the party on the mountain is unaware of the danger. Their greatest concern is Scuzzlebutt, a monster with celery for a hand, Patrick Duffy for a leg, and spends his free time weaving baskets.

Popularity: 4% [?]

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Episode 3

Weight Gain 4000

Cartman wins a national environmental essay contest by plagiarizing Thoreau’s Walden. The prize is getting on live TV with Kathy Lee Gifford, who visits South Park. This causes Mr. Garrison to relive a traumatic childhood memory when young Kathy Lee beat him in a talent show. Mr. Hat convinces Mr. Garrison that he must kill her. Meanwhile, Cartman decides to take Weight Gain 4000 so that he can “bulk up” for his big appearance. He becomes so fat that when he is accepting the award from Kathy Lee, the stage collapses at the same moment Mr. Garrison fires at her, hitting Kenny instead. Cartman gets to be on Geraldo, Mr. Hat is committed to a mental hospital, and Chef gives Kathy Lee some sweet lovin’.

Popularity: 6% [?]

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Episode 4

Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride

Stan has a new dog, Sparky (voiced by George Clooney), that is different from other dogs. He is homosexual. This troubles Stan, who has to concentrate on quarterbacking the South Park Elementary football team against Middle Park. Stan could be key in beating the 70 point spread against them. Sparky, after being hurt by Stan’s feelings about his lifestyle, runs away and meets Big Gay Al. Stan, distraught by Sparky’s disappearance, sets out to find him.

Popularity: 6% [?]

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Episode 5

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

When the boys learn about genetic engineering, Kyle wonders if it would be possible to cross-breed his elephant with Cartman’s pot-bellied pig. The boys enter their experiment in the science fair, but have to compete against the son of Dr. Mephisto, the town’s genetic engineer.

Popularity: 4% [?]

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Episode 6

Death

Stan’s grandfather is 102 years old and is begging for someone to kill him. When the boys are accused of attempting to aid Stan’s grandpa in his wishes, the blame is put on Terrance & Phillip.

Popularity: 3% [?]

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Episode 7

Pink Eye

When mistakes are made at the morgue, Kenny turns into a zombie. Meanwhile, the town celebrates Halloween with costumes ranging from Chewbacca to Hitler.

Popularity: 4% [?]

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Episode 8

Starvin’ Marvin

While watching TV, a commercial featuring Sally Struthers comes on offering a free sports watch with a donation to famine relief. Instead of a watch, the boys receive an Ethiopian boy, who they start calling “Starvin’ Marvin.” When the government learns of the mistake, Cartman is mistakingly sent back to Africa instead of Marvin. Meanwhile, an experiment gone wrong results in mutant turkeys running rampant throughout the town.

Popularity: 5% [?]

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Episode 9

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

While practicing the Christmas play, the boys realize that Kyle doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Kyle informs the boys that he does celebrate the annual visit of “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.” Meanwhile, the town of South Park prepares to celebrate a non-offensive Christmas.

Popularity: 3% [?]

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Episode 10

Damien

Damien, the son of Satan is the new kid in South Park. Damien is in town demanding to speak with Jesus on his father’s behalf. Meanwhile, Cartman prepares for his birthday party.

Popularity: 3% [?]